there was a big explosion sound outside and i pulled aside my curtain to see what it was but as i did so, so did the woman across the street and we both sort of waved at each other and it was nice even though something may have exploded
remember that ncis scene where they were being “hacked” because tons of really irrelevant popups were coming up on their screen and so two of the main characters got up against one keyboard and furiously mashed keys
i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid
If dentists make money off people having unhealthy teeth, why should I trust a product that 9/10 of them recommend?
crime rates down 100% after president makes it illegal to do crimes.
"i don’t know why we didn’t think of this before," he said
homework to do: hella
homework i’ve done: negative hella